How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
You can't.
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
Me too.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
See, I'm terrified too, but I find nothing wrong with "light internet stalking" - ie I google everyone, whether its a company I'm going to do business with, a restaurant I'm going to, a girl I'm going on a date with, whatever. I like information - what can I say?
I did have this happen twice: one girl was mortified, one was flattered that I took the time to find out more about her. Probably another topic that deserves its own blog.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Or - especially - if you're in the hospital sick, the friend should eliminate anything sketchy in the house, computer, etc. Just to prevent....um.....consequences when the sick guy got out.
I mean, when you're dead, you're dead.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
Because these 'random thoughts' made me laugh, I will not hate the author based on this one comment.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Absolutely. Try writing printed answers to a law school essay exam over 3 bluebooks.
JP note: Here's 2 thoughts I grouped together:
1. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
2. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
I have no "snark" to add to these points, I just am nodding furiously in agreement!
Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
OK, lets explore "LOL" Its highly overused, that we can all agree on, right? Show of hands?
That said, if I'm actually laughing at what I typed or read - a slight chuckle will do, I think a "LOL" is merited. When communicating laughter to my parents, I "hahahaha" because I''m 99% sure they don't know what "LOL" means. Much less ROTFLMAO.
I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
See - THIS deserves a "LOL"!
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
Pop a xanax, watch a movie....
Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
Yeah, that's true for the people that actually say "I'm street smart." They usually spell what 'wat', etc. Its criminal that these people breathe the same air as the rest of us.
That said, I was a lawyer for 2 1/2 years - lets assume you have to be "book smart" to pass the bar. I've met a lot of people with no higher education that could solve problems quicker than Mr or Mrs "book smart" attorney.
Does any of this make sense?
It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
There's a reason for this. The 30 second 'advertisement' before the video comes on is a much better revenue source for CNN (or whatever website) than posting an article. The only revenue from articles are banner ads, and they pay shit. The revenue disparity is not close, actually.
See, bet you didn't think you'd learn something here!
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
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What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
Gay sex involving surveylance equipment. (ewwwww)